This really happened to me this morning.

I've been getting calls from the 'Windows Support' scammers for months now.

At some point I realized the easiest way to get them to hang up was telling them I only use Linux.

This morning, I got another call. This honestly happened just like this.

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**Them:** "Hello, this is support and our systems are showing that you are having a problem with your computer."

**Me (very annoyed):** "Look, I've been asking you guys to stop calling me for months. I know you're scamming, I know how this works, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WINDOWS COMPUTER."

**Them:** "That's ok sir I'm calling about your Apple computer."

**Me (angry now):** "I DON'T HAVE AN APPLE COMPUTER."

**Them:** "Do you have a banana computer?"

**Me (curious and intrigued, far less anger in my voice):** "Uhh... Yes, I do have a banana computer, what now?"

**Them:** "You should take out your banana computer and jerk it, because you're a jerk."
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I wish the guy hadn't hung up, because I would have laughed and been much nicer to him after that. I may have even gone ahead and given him my credit card, because that was a good one.