...so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John texted:
The Tent Pole Is Up
The Canvas Is Spread
The Hell With Breakfast
Come Back To Bed!
Heather, grinning, answered:
Take The Tent Pole Down
Put The Canvas Away
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage
No Circus Today!
John read it and quickly replied:
The Tent Pole’s Still Up
And The Canvas Still Spread
So Drop What You’re Doing
And Come Give Me Some Head!
Laughing, Heather fired back:
I’m Sure That Your Pole’s
The Best In The Land
But I’m Busy Right Now
So Do It By Hand!
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