The cautious monkey.

Well, this guy gone to the zoo and he see some monkey in a cage, and a sign that say "don't feed the monkey". Butt he so want to feed the monkey. Sohe throw in a peanut. The monkey pick up the peanut and stick it in it's butt and pull it out and eat it.....The guy can't believe what he see. He throw another peanut for the monkey, and the monkey take the peanut and stick it in it's butt again and then take it out and eat it. So one more time the man throw another peanut in for the monkey, and the monkey take the peanut and stick in it's butt, take it out and then eat it. the man want to know what happen. So he gone to the zookeeper and ask him how come when he throw a peanut for the monkey, the monkey take it and stick it up it's butt, then take it out and then eat it. The man tell him, when the monkey now come here, a man throw in a mango and the monkey eat it, but the seed couldn't come out in the shit, so they had to operate on the monkey's butt.

to get it out. so now the monkey check everything first

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