A man walked up to a zoo where a small cage was isolated and "Intelligent Monkey" was written over the board.
Man asked the guide why?
Guide: Give him something to eat.
Man gave him a peanut, monkey took the peanut, shove it in its ass and then ate it.
Man: what is so intelligent in it?
Guide: Months ago, an Englishman came here, gave him a mango, this fucker swallowed it whole, the seed got struck in his ass, he had problems getting it out so now first he checks if it will get out easily and then eats it.
Man: Cool
The man visits the same zoo after months only to find that a "Super Intelligent monkey" was written over the cage of that monkey.
Man: What now, how is he super intelligent now?
Guide: Give him something to eat.
Man gave him a grape, monkey took the grape, dipped it into a water bowl, shoved into his ass and then ate it.
Man: How does that make him superintelligent?
Guide: That Englishman returned last month, saw this monkey, only this time he handed him a lighted CIGARETTE.
Edit: Thanks for the response guys, my first post on r/jokes and I am loving it. Although the monkey is not that happy about it. Englishman should've given him a lit cigar I guess..
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