Jim's wife recently left him so he goes to the bar to drowned out his sorrows.

He looks down the end of the bar and sees a woman crying. He thinks to himself "Misery deserves company." and goes over to talk. The woman doesn't want to get into her problems right away so Jim decides to talk about his own. "My wife left me after 20 years because she couldn't handle the kinky sex." The woman for the first time all night stops crying and says "That's exactly why my husband left me." They share a few more drinks and really hit it off. She asks Jim to go back to her place to engage in some kinky sex. They arrive at her place she tells Jim "Wait in the living room." "I'm gonna slip into something more comfortable." She goes to the bedroom and puts on her nipple clamps, inserts her butt plug and straps on the largest dildo she owns. She walks back out into the living room and sees Jim putting on his coat looking like he's leaving. "Jim!" she shouts "where are you going?" "I thought we were going to have kinky sex?" Jim says "I just did, I fucked your dog and shit in your purse."