Just drove through Grand Teton national park and could swear I hit something.

Pickup Lines

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 2. Can I borrow a...

Why did the Frog...

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

The Darwin...

[San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club...

A guy goes to a...

and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman...

A polar bear goes...

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you" Polarbear: "Do you have a...

Why did the Frog...

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

The Darwin...

[San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club...

A guy goes to a...

and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman...

A polar bear goes...

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you" Polarbear: "Do you have a...

I invited the...

While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me...

The Darwin...

[San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club...

A guy goes to a...

and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman...

A polar bear goes...

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you" Polarbear: "Do you have a...

I invited the...

While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

A guy goes to a...

and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman...

A polar bear goes...

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you" Polarbear: "Do you have a...

I invited the...

While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

Crossing a Mule...

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece...

A polar bear goes...

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you" Polarbear: "Do you have a...

I invited the...

While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

Crossing a Mule...

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece...

A duck walks into...

And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the...

I invited the...

While we were all sat at the table, there was complete silence. It made me...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

Crossing a Mule...

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece...

A duck walks into...

And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the...

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

Crossing a Mule...

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece...

A duck walks into...

And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the...

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with...

Crossing a Mule...

Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions? A: A piece...

A duck walks into...

And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the...

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with...

A duck walks into...

And he asks the bartender, "you got any grapes?". Bartender says no. So the...

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with...

Pickup Lines

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 2. Can I borrow a...

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with...

Pickup Lines

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 2. Can I borrow a...

Why did the Frog...

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Just drove through Grand Teton national park and could swear I hit something.

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