A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog and, without saying a word, yanks the dogs leash and starts swinging the dog over his head in a big circle like a lasso.
The bartender screamed, "Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing!?"
The blind man replied, "Oh, just having a look around."
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