Jewish Parrot

A man wanted to buy a parrot, so he goes to the pet shop and enquires about their stock. The attendant shows him a parrot which is quite exceptional in that it speaks any language you want. Intrigued by this, the man decides to test the bird by asking it a few questions:


M: "Do you speak English?"


P: "Yes."


M: "Hablas Espanol?"


P: "Si!"


M: "Parlez vouz Francaise?"


P: "Oui!"


M: "Sprechen sie Deutsch?"


P: "Jawohl!"


M: "Falas Portugues?"


P: "Sim."


etc...


After all his options were exhausted, the man thought for a while, then asked the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"


The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says: "Nu? Mit a nose like dis, vot you tink?"