A man is sitting with his wife on a plane flight to Jamaica. About halfway through the flight, over the middle of the ocean, the plane suffers a jolt and the flight attendant comes on the loudspeaker a few moments later.
"Our apologies for the disturbance, but a bird has flown into our back left engine and destroyed it. We still have three working engines, but our flight will be delayed by about an hour, due to decreased speed. Again, we're sorry for the inconvenience."
The wife turns to her husband and sighs loudly. "Well, that's one less hour to celebrate our anniversary. This just pisses me off, you know?" The husband just shrugs and tries to ignore her, going back to his book.
A few minutes later, there is another jolt and the loudspeaker comes to life again.
"We're quite sorry, but it looks like a bird flew into our back right jet engine. We still have two working engines, but our landing time is going to be delayed by another two hours. Again, our apologies."
The woman turns to her husband again. "Oh, just wonderful. Steal another two hours from us why don't you? They should be more careful with birds and engines. I hate airline companies." Again, her husband tries to ignore her.
About ten minutes later there is another jolt. The attendant comes on the microphone.
"We've just lost our front right engine to another bird. We still have a working engine, though, no need to be alarmed. However, we won't be landing until tomorrow morning, as a safety precaution. We offer our sincerest apologies."
The woman turns to her husband again.
"Oh, fantastic. If they lose another engine, we'll probably be here all week!"
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