I was driving down the street this morning and a stupid goose flew out in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to swerve or stop and ran right into him. It must've hit at the right angle because sure enough, the goose bounced off the hood of my car, popped up, and smacked straight into a police car's windshield right behind me.
Immediately his lights went on and I got pulled over. I'm a bit pissed off at this point when the officer walks over to my car. He proceeds to ask if I knew why he pulled me over and after a shrug he looks down and says, it's for flipping him the bird.
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