To get something to eat. The restaurant is filled with white people, but the black man isn't too nervous.
He goes to a waitress and asks for a seat, to which she replies, "Boy, we don't serve niggers here."
He replies, "Well, that's great, because I don't eat niggers. I'll find my own seat."
The man takes a seat in the middle of the restaurant and all of the white people are staring at him, all with degrees of unease and anger.
The waitress brings out a full chicken and puts it in front of him. Before the black man can dig in, three white men, who happened to be named Ku, Klux, and Klan are at his table. One of them says:
"Now listen boy what ever you do to that bird, we *will* do to you and truss us, we will get away with it."
So the black man picks down his knife and fork, picks up the chicken...and kisses it.
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