He then goes to his wife and asks if she'd like to go. "I'm too tiered" she replies, he responds "okay, either you come with me, you give me a blow job or.. You let me do you in the ass". She sits silently, contemplating and says "gimme a few minutes to think about it". Bill gives her time, while she thinks, Bill is off getting the dog. Bill returns to his wife and asks "what's it gonna be?" She responds "well, I definetly don't want to go, and I don't want my ass torn, so I'm going to give you a blow job." A few seconds into the blow job she starts spitting exclaiming "your dick tastes like shit" Bill says "well the dog didn't want to go either"
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