Two girls were roommates.
One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.
She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"
Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.
Millie explained that she'd met two really great looking guys and had made dates for both of them for that evening.
Tillie said, "I'm not going out on any more blind dates."
"Why not?"
"They're always the same," said Tillie, "It's sex, sex, sex!
Nothing but a pain in the ass!"
Millie looked at her in disbelief and exclaimed, "Honey, you're doing it wrong!"
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