2 jungle explorers are tied after being captured. One native gives them a choice in broken english- " Death or Magumba?" "Well,I say, old chap, Magumba, whatever that is, certainly beats death-" the natives cheer and lift him high in the air, strip him naked and tie him ass up to a log- then, more than 100 natives drop their loincloths and line up. The chief now asks the 2nd captive, "Death or Magumba? " " Dear God, man! I choose Death!" The whole village now screams in excitement. "Death BY Magumba!"
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