FRUIT.

1: Three men are on a road trip, and are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. The three men walk until they find a shack which, despite being in the desert, has an abundance of crops in the surrounding fields. They knock on the door of the shack and a man appears, he says " Ah, your car must have broken down, well, I'll let you eat, sleep, and drink as much as you'd like here, but in the morning, you must go out and do chores for me. They agree. In the morning, the man waits outside and tells them to pick 100 of their favorite fruit. Off they go. The first comes back with grapes, the owner of the shack points a gun at him and tells him to shove all 100 grapes up his ass. While he does so, the man is practically on the ground laughing with tears in his eyes. The owner of the shack is curious, but decides to forget about it. The second man comes back with 100 peaches. He, too, laughs with tears in his eyes while he shoves the fruit up his ass. The owner of the shack finally asks. "What the fuck is so funny?" ".....well," the first man replies, " The third guy's out there picking pineapples..."