He said that the world was ending and I was the only one to stop it. He handed me a blue and yellow pill and told me to swallow it. Reluctantly, I swallowed it in a big, hard gulp.
Suddenly, my legs started to run away and everything became small. I even crashed through the roof!
A dark presence started hitting my dad! He lay on the floor, shaking and aching.
"Dad! No!" I shouted, "but I'll get him back, I promise, I'm huge!"
My dad, laying in pain, whispered with his last, trembling breath...
"H-hey Huge, I'm d-dad..."
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