The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names

15> Harvey Ballbuster


14> Gin & Colonic


13> Slow Uncomfortable Spew


12> Scabby Mary


11> Sullen Masturbation on the Beach


10> Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist


9> Bloody Navel


8> Blatant Reference To Sexual Activity


7> The Slutmaker


6> Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat With a Stick They Found Underneath a '57 T-bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk


5> Long Island Iced Pee


4> Screaming Hangover


3> Buttery Pimple


2> Elian on the Beach


1> Sex With Your Wife


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