Donkey Racing in Texas.

A Preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction the going price for horses was too steep so the preacher ended up buying a donkey. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. The donkey came in 3rd. The next Day the daily racing form carried the headline:

**“Preachers Ass Shows”**

The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again. This time he won. The form read:

**“Preachers Ass Out in Front”**

The Bishop was upset with this kind of publicity and he ordered the preacher not to enter his donkey in another race. The newspaper headline read:

**“Bishop Scratches Preachers Ass”**

This was too much for the bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a nearby convent. The newspaper headline read:

**“Nun Has Best Ass in Town”**

The Bishop fainted; He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She finally found a farmer who was willing to buy the donkey for $10. The next day the newspaper headline read:

**“Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks”**

They buried the Bishop the next day. The final headline read:

**“Too Much Ass Responsible for Bishops Death”**