How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?


1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler:
Make me.


5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...


13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?


14. Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...


15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a massage?"


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.