How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

**Golden Retriever**: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

**Border Collie**: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

**Dachshund**: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

**Toy Poodle**: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

**Rottweiler**: Go Ahead! Make me!

**Shi-tzu**: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

**Lab**: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

**Malamute**: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

**Cocker Spaniel**: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

**Doberman Pinscher**: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

**Mastiff**: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

**Hound Dog**: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

**Chihuahua**: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

**Pointer**: I see it, there it is, right there...

**Greyhound**: It isn't moving. Who cares?

**Australian Shepherd**: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

**Old English Sheep Dog**: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?