walk past a bar. They would like to have a drink, but there is a sign on the bar that says 'no dogs allowed'. One of the guys puts on a pair of sunglasses, tells his friend to wait, and walks into the bar with his dog. After a few minutes he walks out victoriously and says for the other to put on his sunglasses too. "Just say it's your seeing eye dog." The man exclaims. The man likes this idea, so he puts on his glasses and heads into the bar like his friend. When he goes to order his drink, the bartender says there are no dogs allowed, and points to the sign.
The man says. "This is my seeing eye dog, surely you can make an exception for that."
The bartender chuckles and says, "You can't trick me, now take your chihuahua and get out my bar, you phony."
Outraged, the man responds,"They gave me a fucking chihuahua!"
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