A list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.3. Gun wounds again?4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!7. How can you use my intestines as a gift?8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!12. You daring lousy guy.13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?And finally...18. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
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