God creates the woman and asks if she is happy.
"No, I am affraid not."" She says.
"What more do you desire?" God asks
"I feel like I should have an opening, you know... down there. So things can go in and out" She says, and points to her croch.
"I think we can make that happen." God says. He orders the Cardinal to come over. With a gesture from God, the bird starts pecking at the womand lower regions until a vagina is formed.
And all the scholars today agrees that this is the reason the Cardinal has a red beak.
A few days later, God again ask the woman if she is happy.
"No, not quite dear God. " The woman says. "It gets a little cold down there. I feel like I should have something protecting it."
Without a word, God takes a handfull of fur from a nearby baboons ass and rips it of and places it on the woman. And all the scholars today agrees this is the reason why baboons have no hair in their ass.
A few days later God asks the woman once again if she is happy.
"No, not quite" she says. "I feel like I want something to go in and out down there."
God orders the woman to sit down in the shallow water of a nearby beach and spread her legs. With a gesture, he makes several shrimp swim in and out of her.
And yet today, scholars can not agree upon if shrimp smells like pussy, or pussy smells like shrimp.
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