Honey, can I get some money for a boob job? My tits are too small.
Husband, reading the newspaper, - Sure! How much do you need?
Wife - Just ten thousand dollars . . .
Husband, putting down the paper - Ten grand?! I've got a better idea. Every night, before you go to bed, why don't you get some toilet paper, fold it up, and rub it between your tits?
Wife - Really? Will that make my tits bigger?
Husband, picking up the paper again - Sure! It worked on your ass.
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