Moving Out from the Ex
She spent the first day packing her belongings...
Shrimp Jokes
Revenge
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his w...
Pride
There were three men on an airplane. It was an...
Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets
15. Angelfish Cake
14. Hamster and Cheese o...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
The Rabbi and the pious man
A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a ...
Curtain Rods
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wi...
Crabs
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, f...
Restaurant Quotes
"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - ...
Oxymorons
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft W...
Why didn't the shrimp share his food??
He was a little shellfish
Every time I eat seafood, my tummy hurts
That's because some guy keeps yelling at me to ...
What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?
Battered shrimp.
A mortician is working late...
when his assistant comes out of the back and sa...
Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have gone into business together
The Bubba Trump Shrimp Co. is going to make shr...
What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?
A communion wafer
TIL you don't throw a cocktail party...
And ask them to bring shrimp on the way.
What do you get when you stuff a Pac-man with shrimp and applesauce?
Shrimp Eater Apple Man
Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery
It's shellfish.
Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder.
They're calling it columbrine
What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?
They both crustaceans
Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans
I guess they were accident prawn
How did the shrimp eat all the fish food?
shellfishly
A leper walks into a restaurant
He sits down to have dinner. His oozing sores a...
What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp?
A krilling spree!