He doesn't have any money so he decides to make a bet. "I bet anyone here, drinks for the night, that my monkey can eat anything you give him." A guy playing pool decides to take the bet and hands the monkey the eight ball from the table. The monkey looks at the ball for a second then swallows it whole. Everyone cheers and they go about partying the night away. A few weeks go by the same guy walks back into the bar with the same monkey. The monkey jumps onto the bar and grabs a peanut from a bowl. He then shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, looks at it, then eats it. The bartender looks at the guy and asks, "WTF was that about?" The man replies," Ohh man, ever since that eight ball, he tests everything!"
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