my elephant trunk joke

I've been telling this joke to people just as I meet them for years - I normally use it as an ice breaker and include the people around me - everything in *italics* gets adjusted to the situation / company

I just recovered from a horrible *farming* accident - I was using a *cotton* *thresher* and had 1/2 my junk cut off - I did not want to go through life with only 8" - so I went to a clinic in *Germany* and had a baby elephant's trunk grafted on - so on my return I decided to take *Jen* to an upscale restaurant - *Red* *Lobster* - so they put those *Cheesy Rolls* down on the table and something comes out from under the table and grabs a *cheesy roll* and goes back under - *Jen* says "you do that one more time and you do not have to buy a fancy dinner to get me in bed" - and I reply - "Baby - my ass can't take another *Cheesy Roll* "

don't laugh - I got a yeast infection from that - it was breadly