Bobby was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females.
He hired a French guy who didn`t speak much English, but was a very good worker.
After the first day, Bobby and the French guy had successfully castrated 14 sheep.
When this French worker was just about to throw away the cut off giblets, Bobby yelled, "No! Don`t throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them. They're delicious and we call them `sheep fries`."
Later that day, the French worker came in for supper and indeed, the `sheep fries` were tasty.
The next day, they castrated 16 sheep, and the next evening they all settled down to another supper of `sheep fries`.
On the third day they castrated only 4 sheep and when Bobby came home, he asked his wife where the French worker was.
She said, "You know, it was the weirdest thing! I told him since there weren`t very many `sheep fries` this evening, we were also going to have French fries.
He just screamed and ran like hell.
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