a bolnde woman died her hair red becouse she got so fed up of every man takeing the mick out of blonde womman.so 1 day she was driving her car down a country lane on her way to work when she has to stop to let a shepherd pass with his flock of sheep. waiting pationtaly she winds down her window and says to the shepherd if i gess how many sheep you have can i have one? so the shepherd replys yes ok so the woman thinks for a whille and says you have got 195 sheep so the shepherd says yes thats right pick ur sheep so she wonders around and finaly picks one up and puts it in her car. then the shepherd says to the woman i got another deal for you if i gess what colour your hair is can i have my sheepdog back!!!
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