A farmer is tending his field one morning when a UFO zips across the sky and lands directly in his corn field. The farmer looks puzzled and walks up to the craft. A tall alien steps out and greets the farmer.
"Hello Mr. Farmer, I have a deal for you. I will give you a million dollars for all the sheep on your farm." The farmer thinks for a minute, and says "Well, sure, that sounds like a good deal.".
The alien hands him a briefcase with one million dollars in it, and produces a tiny box from his pocket. He places the box on the ground and out jumps a micro-sized sheep. The sheep proceeds to run around the farm and eat every single sheep.
The alien then says, "Mr farmer, I have another deal for you. I will give you one million dollars for every horse on your farm". The farmer, slightly taken back by what just happen, thinks for a moment a says. "Well, sure, I guess thats a good deal". The alien hands him the cash and produces a small box, which he places on the ground. A tiny horse jumps out, and proceeds to eat every horse on the farm.
The alien then says, "Mr farmer, I have one last deal for you. I will give you one million dollars for every goat on your farm." The farmer at this point doesn't need time to think, he simply says "Well, you have everything else, might as well take the goats too!". The alien hands him the cash and sets a tiny box on the ground. A tiny goat jumps out and prances around eating every goat on the farm.
The alien, having completed his business, turns to leave.
The farmer says, "Now hold on a minute mr. alien. I have a deal for you! I will give you 3 million dollars, for a nigger in a tiny box..."
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