A christian missionary spends a year in a remote African village spreading the gospel. In that time the tribal chiefs daughter gets pregnant, and eventually has a baby that turns out to be white.
Outraged the chief confronts the missionary. Being the only white person his daughter had ever met, he accuses him of being the father and betraying his trust.
Calmly the missionary walks with the chief to the edge of the village where some sheep are grazing.
"Chief, there is always an explanation for everything. For example, you have over one hundred white sheep out there, but in the midst of them all is a single black lamb, and nobody even questions why. Now look at your situation and try to find understanding in your heart for this strange set of circumstances we now find ourselves in."
After silently watching the flock of sheep for a few moments the chief replies to the missionary.
"Tell you what. You keep quiet about that little black lamb out there and I won't say anything about the baby."
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