Nothing seems to work. He asks the neighbouring farmer who lets him in on his secret for having plenty of lambs.
"Every morning, get a few of them in your Land Rover and shag them yourself. Persevere and eventually they will become pregnant. You'll know when they are because they will be lying on their backs with their legs in the air"
The farmer thinks this sounds a bit crazy, but gives it a go. Every morning he gets up extra early, gets some of the sheep in the Land Rover, gives them a good seeing to and then carries on with his normal duties. This goes on for months and still no sign of them getting pregnant.
One morning, he is so tired that he sleeps in. His wife shakes him awake. "Wake up, it's the sheep!" she cries.
"The sheep? Are they lying on their backs with their legs in the air?" he asks.
"No, four of them are in the Land Rover beeping the horn."
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