Duck Hunting

A duck hunter killed four ducks. He put them into his bag and began to walk home. The game warden stopped him and said, "So, your a duck hunter?"


"Yes sir, I am"


The warden sticks his thumb up the first duck's ass and says, " This duck is from New York, do you have a New York hunting license?"


The hunter replies, "Yes I do." and he shows it.


The warden checks the other ducks, the same way, and says, "My, my, you have ducks from NY, VT, CT and NH! Where are you from?"


The hunter turns around, bends over and pulls down his pants, and says, "I don't know...why don't you tell me?"