I went over and said, "Don’t do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
"Allah loves you. Do you believe in Allah?"
He said, "Yes."
"Are you Muslim?" I asked.
He said, "Of course."
"Me, too! Liberal or Conservative?" I asked.
He said, "I'm not Conservative."
I said, "You're not Muslim at all. Die, you heretic!" And I pushed his liberal ass over.
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