"Doctor! Doctor! theres a piece of lettuce stuck in my ass, what should I do?"
The Doctor had a look and replied "would you like the good news, or the bad news first?"
"the good news" asked the Man.
"The good news is, it's only a piece of lettuce"
"and the bad news?"
"It's just the head of the iceberg"
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