They all die. While in line at the pearly gates, an angel tells them they can only enter heaven if they are pure and clean. He asks the first nun "have you ever touched a man's penis" yes she replied, with my index finger. "Dip it in the bowl of holy water and you may enter heaven" This goes on and on until about halfway through, when he gets to the mother superior; all of a sudden one comes running from the back "WAIT....WAIT, if I have to gargle that I want to do it before she puts her ass in it!"
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