The teacher asked the third grade class to use the word
"contagious" in a sentence.
Ben raised his hand and said, "The measles are contagious."
Emma followed up with, "The chicken pox are contagious."
Little Johnny chimed in, "Me and my dad were watching the match
when I did my homework and the man across the street was
building a wall, it was raining. My dad said, 'It's gonna take
that cunt ages!'"
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