my life


there was a girl that had everything in her life go wrong. Her
hair was red, her cheeks were freckly, and she was ugly. She
always tripped, she always fell over cordless phones, and she
had no friends. They thought she was a jynx. Everybody made fun
of her.
Until one day, her mom was in the car going to her
graduation of high school, and the car broke down. Suddenly,
everyone clapped,as she walked late to get her diploma and she
said: "that's my life" and the song to it came on. (hey i'm only
12, gimme a break)

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