Henry Humper Harder

Once there was a boy named Henry Humper Harder. It was the first
day of school. His parents (Mr. and Mrs. Harder) were coming to
visit him in his class to see how he was getting along with all
the other kids. When the teacher was done teaching the math
lesson, she said, "Are there any questions?" Henry H. Harder
said, "Teacher, will you take off your blouse for me?" "Well,
alright." said the teacher. Later, Henry H. Harder asked,"
Teacher, will you take off your shirt for me?" "Well, okay. But
this is the last time I will do this." said the teacher.


Later, Henry H. Harder asked yet ANOTHER question. "Teacher," he
asked, "will you strip off the rest of your clothes for me?"
"Argh! Okay, But this is the last time!" So when she was all
naked, Henry H. Harder started humping her ALOT! Then his
parents finally arrived. When they saw what he was doing, they
screamed his name in anger, "Henry Humper Harder!" He replied,
"I'm trying!"