When watching gay porn, "Oh, I see a *cockatoo*!"
When watching lesbian porn, "Wow, some *great tits* on show here!"
When watching a woman giving a blowjob to a black man, "Look at that woodpecker pecking away at that tree!"
Sorry I'll stop *parroting* on now.
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