I didn't think the predictions would be as bad as they were; so I didn't bother preparing very well. HAving just moved from the west coast; I did not have proper footwear for the occasion. Realizing I'd need a pair of boots; I stopped in this small shoe store on the side of the road. "Got any snow boots?" I ask the guy.
"Nope, sold out yesterday. I got plenty of flip-flops though; you want some flip-flops," the clerk responds. I look at him like a deer staring at an oncoming car. "Just got 6000 pair in last week." he tells me while I stare blankly at him.
"Flip-flops? Flip-flops? You've got to be kidding. It's the middle of winter. Have you ever sold flip flops in winter?" I ask the guy, even though it wasn't my decision how he runs his business.
"Well...no, I haven't. But the guy I buy them from; boy does he sell them."
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