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Woodpecker Jokes
Murphy's Laws
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Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
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Pigeon and Woodpecker
Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a ...
Woodpecker
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?
Because he has a woodpecker!
Can i say this as an original Knock Knock joke?
This is, I hope, an original joke.
If its not,...
What is the name of Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend?
Suzie Splintercunt.
How do you get a tree pregnant?
With a woodpecker
Son of a beech?
An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of...
The Law of Volunteering If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Volunteering If you dance with a gri...
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A ...
Why did the owl, owl ?
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker w...
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a wo...
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with ...
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vu...