So I asked my friend "What animal would you be?"

So I was talking to my friend the other day, and I asked him "If you could be any animal, what would you be?"

"Easy!" He said. "I'd be an eagle!"

"Ah, so you could fly, right?"

"No?? So I could finally have sex with eagles!!!"

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