The Top 20 Rejected TV Holiday Specials

20> The Osbourne Family *)&(#$%^& Christmas Blast!phemy


19> The Democratic Debate That Sucked Out All the Holiday Cheer


18> Runny the Snot Man


17> Grandma Got Run Over by a Steamroller: A "Jackass" Christmas


16> Michael Jackson's "Staying in Bed for the Holidays" With the Vienna Boys' Choir


15> The Little Dreidel Boy


14> Martha Stewart's Holiday Party You Couldn't Possibly Afford to Host


13> Last-Minute Bargain Shopping and Stocking Stuffing With Winona Ryder


12> Snoop Dogg's Very Mevizzle Christizzle


11> The Endorsement That Ruined Hanukkah for One Particular Presidential Candidate


10> It's Dubya With a Fake Turkey, Charlie Brown!


9> One Last Holiday With the Troops: A Bob Hope Cryptmas in Iraq


8> Al Franken narrates "Santa Claus Is a Big Fat Lying Idiot"


7> Don We Now Our Gay Apparel: A "Queer Eye" Christmas


6> A Rockin' Sockin' Bobby Brown Kwanzaa


5> A Cruisin' and Boozin' Christmas With Glen Campbell, Wynonna Judd and Nick Nolte


4> Go Kill It On the Mountain: A Ted Nugent Reindeer-Huntin' Holiday!


3> Dancer and Prancer's "Don't Ask Don't Tell" USO Spectacular


2> SpongeJesus SwaddlingPants


1> Santa, Live From Inside the Paris Hilton!


[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]