... and decides to do the friendly thing and welcome him to the neighborhood.
After some small talk the man asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.
"Well," the new neighbor replied "I'm a deductive reasoning professor at the local college."
"Deductive reasoning? What's that?" asks the man.
"Well I'll give you an example," begins the new neighbor. "I see from looking into your backyard that you have a dog house."
The man nods in agreement.
"Well then I would deduce that you have a dog."
The man nods.
"If you have a dog then I would deduce that you have a family."
The man nods in agreement again.
"Well if you have a family then I would deduce that you're a heterosexual."
"That's right," says the man.
"Well that's just a small example of what it means to deductively reason."
Satisfied the men say their goodbyes and the man starts back to his house. On his way he is flagged down by the neighbor on the other side of his home.
The old neighbor asks what the new guy's deal is.
The man proceeds to explain that the new neighbor is a deductive reasoning professor at the local college.
The original neighbor, confused, asks what that entails.
The man says that he'll give him an example.
He begins: "I see you don't have a dog house in your backyard."
"Yeah, so?" asks the old neighbor.
"Heh heh... faggot."
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