old people football

an old man and his wife has gone to bed. after lying there for
a few minutes the old man farts and goes " 7 points "


his wife rolls over and goes " what in the world does that mean "


the old man said " its fart football "


a few minutes later the wife lets one go and goes " touchdown
were tied "


a few minutes later the old man farts again and goes " now im up
14 7 ! "


but then the wife lets one rip and there tied again 14 14


then the wife lets out a squeaker and goes " feild goal " im up
17 14


knowing the man cant be beaten by his wife he gives it all he
has and instead of farting he poops in his pants


the wife goes " what the hell was that? "


the man goes " uh half-time " switch sides!