A newly divorced man was feeling depressed, his wife had left him because he was too kinky in bed for her. He decided to go to the local bar and drink his blues away.
While sitting at the bar, he noticed a pretty lady at the other end, also looking sad. He decided to go chat her up a bit. Much to his surprise, she was also newly divorced. Her husband left her because she was too kinky in bed. Thinking it was match made in heaven, they have a few drinks and go back to her house for some kinky sex.
When they walk in the door, she tells him to relax, she is going to go slip into something "more comfortable." A few minutes goes by, and she comes out dressed up in tight black leather, nipple clamps, ball gag, whips and chains. He has his coat on, and is about to walk out the door.
"Where are you going," she exclaimed, "I thought we were going to have some kinky sex?!"
"Well," he replied, "I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse...so I guess I'm done."
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