Two guys meets in the middle of nowhere, trying to find their wives.
They decide to help each other out, by describing their wives.
The first man goes on: "My wife is tall, well fit, blonde, got big firm breasts, thight bouncy ass, a massive lust for sex and a face of a model. How about yours"?
The second man replies: "She can go F**k herself, lets search for yours instead!"
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