Disclaimer: This joke mentions male genitalia a lot. In fact, every sentence but one mentions one. If that is offensive to you, just don't read.
There once was a cult that was obsessed with male genitalia. It was extremely large, mostly due to the fact that they never turned away any man that applied. The more genitalia, the better. They, however, never did accept a woman. All people of the opposite sex were denied, unless they somehow possessed a natural phallus. But despite all of this, you never could say that they turned away any members.
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