and the sign says "Free beer for a year to anyone who can pass our test".
Guy to bartender: "So, what's this whole test thing about?"
Bartender: "Well, you've gotta do three things. First, down this half gallon of pepper tequila without makin' any kinda faces. Second, there's a crocodile out back that has a sore tooth. You've gotta pull the tooth from him. And finally, there's a woman upstairs that's never had an orgasm. You've gotta, well, you know. Make things right."
The guy mulls it over for bit. Says he won't do it and then goes and sits down. He has a drink. He has another drink. He has a couple more drinks. He stumbles a bit back to the bar tender and while slurring a bit says "where's that tequila?!"
He knocks back the tequila quite quicker than expected. Makes no kinda faces and handles it like a champ as he wipes away his mouth.
He then heads out back to face the crocodile. The people inside can hear very clearly the wrestlin', the gruntin', and the sounds of the epic battle with the crocodile. The man walks back into the bar. A hero of war at the moment, heavy breathing, his clothes all ripped, torn and tattered and between breaths says...
"Now where's that chick with the sore tooth?"
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